Revo's Reasonably Clever Pimp My Wheelchair Contest Entries

Handicapped cavemen and cavewomen, we present to you, the 12,000 B.C. Luxury Rolling Stone.

Pros: completely state-of-the-art, will revolutionize transportation of the future, prolongs handicapped cavemen life expectancy rate, rope compatible with oxen and rival tribe slaves, completely hand crafted within region

Cons: oversized- not for use inside caves, generally only works on downward sloped surfaces, too much speed can extinguish portable fire, lack of safety features such as a braking system, subject to abuse and/or overuse by healthy lazy tribal chiefs

An entry for the Reasonably Clever Pimp My Wheelchair Contest: Days of Yore category.







Mack Master 50 Cent's Piff Pad: Here and Now Entry


Star rapper 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson) lost use of his legs earlier this year during a fierce shootout. When asked to comment on the incident he replied 'I didn't just lose my legs yo, I lost a bit of pride inside you know what I'm saying? I also lost my pimp limp. It's a shame that I thought was invincible after being shot 9 times years ago. This round I got shot 10 times; it's just an unlucky number man'. Indeed Curtis may have lost more than his legs, but he has vowed to not let the disability slow down record productions as he prepares to entice fans with an up and coming world tour. Titled 'Money, Cash, Ho-meless People', Curtis hopes to raise money for those with disabilities, as well as those without shelter. He is quoted saying, 'Man, the thing about our society is that we often get greedy with material wealth and posessions, forgetting what really matters, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to change the face of the game with my new pimped out wheelchair to promote the awareness.' Though Curtis has vowed to help raise awareness for the less fortunate in society through his own promotion, it is notable that his new wheelchair features a 22" plasma tv, 22" rear spinners wheels, a $10,000 gold and diamond 'crunk' cup, a detailed red velvet interior, a gold plated front grill, and a large money blowing machine called a 'rain-maker'. Not to mention, he has scantily dressed females pushing him around, whilst he wields an AK-47. We can only hope the best for 50 and his upcoming world tour.

Modeling shot

Back shot of the wheelchair. The money rain-making machine actually works! LOL

Front shot of the wheelchair with the ladies.

'Support the less disabled by attending a show in my upcoming tour yo!'
-50 Cent

It looks very nice but to bad if your on the wheelchair, you can't see or feel the fire.

I think you need to make the sudject name shorter.

Neat idea, and I must say that it is pretty well executed. Nice job!

Houston, we have a winner. That is just freakin' awesome. Ok I'll stop drooling. That's why you're an ADMIN. I'm good, but you're amazing.

You just supplied me with my daily dose of mind-blowage.

'Tis quite amazing, I love the little skull...but I just feel as if there's something missing.

Wow! This is so awesome, I mean like............I'm just speechless!

Best wheelchair I've ever seen.

That figure looks very neat. And I like the wheelchair as well.

Those counter-balances are an excellent detail!

All it needs now is a dinosaur to pull it.

That is epic.

Only prob is the caveman has no beard!

That and in the first picture "handicap" person seems to not need the wheel chair.

Rook wrote:That and in the first picture "handicap" person seems to not need the wheel chair.

Yeah I just wanted to show off the fig and was too lazy to have a picture only for him

Portable fire for the win.
Seriously, this thing rocks.

That is just frakking awsome Lego revo! Well done, it looks how it would have really been.

The idea is great, but the MOC is meh. I really expected something better from you, Revo...

Wow revo this is amazing, I really don't know what to say.

Heh, I love the overall design. I find an animal's skull being used as a footrest especially amusing.

Jedi Joe wrote:The idea is great, but the MOC is meh. I really expected something better from you, Revo...

What would you improve? It seems nice to me....

My 'Here and Now' entry is now up, posted back under the first series of pics.